Never go with a hippie to a second location. — Alec Baldwin
Yeah I was a little slow getting this up (I guess in Internet-world … If you peel yourself from your monitor, Monday really wasn’t that long ago.) But whatever, all is redeemed with cookies! Check out my own wicked recipe and write-up for the Anytime Cookie at Saveur.com :)
(The photo belongs to my friend Mackenzie Smith of Grilled Cheese fame :)
Guy: “yo, you’re so laid back, what part of Cali you from? You got any coke?”
“No. From Vancouver.”
Guy: “Aw geez, sorry ‘bout that. You got any weed?”
It’s 115 ℉.
You go to Jamba Juice.
You buy a hot chocolate.
“For an extra 50¢ you can add a protein boost of ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!?”
Today I met a Typographer. He is the only one who understands why I wear a Washington Nationals baseball hat.
I think some credit is owed to the packaging designer who really took a walk on the wild side with this one.
Every Wednesday my neighbours across the hall gather their friends and cook dinner together, and every Wednesday I seal up my apartment because there is absolutely nothing on this Earth that could possibly smell so bad. Except…
I think he’s a genius.
I bet he’s a jerk.
Check out my webcomic “Between Heston and Hell” at Saveur.com
Is there no finer pairing than food and comics? I think not.
Don’t make eye-contact with people on the street. They will either:
A) Ask you for money
B) Hit on you
C) Hit on you and then ask you for money